Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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