My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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