belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
try to milk me bitch
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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