Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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