Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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