he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
In America we eat man semen.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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