Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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