I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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