Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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