I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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