Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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