I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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