And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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