We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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