its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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