The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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