Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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