This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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