The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
