I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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