I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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