I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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