yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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