I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
