Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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