I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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