i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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