omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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