I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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