what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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