windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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