And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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