Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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