69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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