...so i touched it.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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