i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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