I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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