Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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