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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
do nipples grow back?
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