So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
bring money and cleavage
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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