They should really pass out barf bags in church
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
How's work?
Spinning.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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