I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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