she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This is my gift to your gina
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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