Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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