Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I think people are normalizing furries
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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