try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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