Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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