I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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