i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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