3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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