I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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