He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Barsexuality is the new black.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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