Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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